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"Is your refrigerator running?"

You blinked, looking at your cell phone in confusion before replying, "Uh, yes?"

"Then you better go catch it!" Then, the person on the other line hung up, making you frown. Well, that was a dumb prank call. Suddenly, a plan hatched in your mind and you smirked, dialing up Gilbert as payback.

Within one ring, the recipient answered. "Yo, wassap?"

"Hello, is this Gilbert Beilschmidt?"

"Uh, yeah. Can't you tell by my voice?" He laughed. "It's a pretty sexy voice, isn't it?"

"Sir, we have been getting calls about some strange noises coming from your house at night. We're kindly asking you to stop whatever it is you're doing so late at night to keep the peace of your neighborhood." You had to cover your mouth to keep from laughing out loud and ruin your cover.

Gilbert was silent for a minute before shouting, "God dammit, who hears that!?"

Wait, what?


"I'm dying…"

"You're not dying; you just can't find anything to do."

"Ludwig, you don't' understand. You always have things to do, and then there's me. I'm a loner with no job or anything to do, considering you won't let me go in the kitchen to bake." You sighed in defeat.

Ludwig put down the newspaper that was covering his face and deadpanned at you. "You're the one who almost set fire to the whole kitchen two weeks ago."

"That was one time!" You threw your arms in the air. "Can't you just get over that!?"

"No, because if you burnt down my home, we'd be forced to live with my older brother. And I'm not doing that." He turned back to his newspaper.

"What about going to bed?" You slowly sat up from the ground, glancing over at him.

"[Name], dear, it's only three o' clock."

"Well, that doesn't mean we can't do other things." You wiggled your eyebrows suggestively at him, and you could have sworn you saw his cheeks tint a red color.

"Y-You're just joking with me." He coughed into his fist, trying to regain his posture.

"Nah, I could never lie about something like that. Especially if I know you want it as much as I do." You casted a grin in his direction, in which caused his face to turn brighter. You knew you had won this battle when he set the newspaper down and walked over to you, picking you up bridal style and planted a kiss on your lips. Oh, you were going to be busy tonight.


"Wouldn't you like to have something better than pasta for once, Feli?" You frowned at the Italian man beside you, who was currently flipping through a family recipe book for one on pasta.

He shook his head, not picking his head up from the book. "Of course not! Anything that's not Italian is gross!"

You frowned and took the recipe book away from him, which followed by many complaints from him, and you looked through the book yourself. All you saw were pasta and pizza recipes. What a surprise. "Feli, do you seriously only have pasta recipes in here?"

Feliciano blushed a bit, shifting around nervously. "W-Well…There is one that isn't exactly pasta…"

You looked up at him, handing him the book for him to show you. "Really? Then prove it, Feli!"

He gulped quietly and slowly turned the pages, finding the recipe that wasn't "exactly pasta". He found it and handed the book to you, which you took almost immediately. "Gnocchi?"

He nodded, but still looked a bit nervous. You looked at him in confusion, taking a second glance at the page and went wide eyed. Oh, that Gilbert is going to get it when you see him next.

Gahaha! [Name] and Feliciano had a total make out session at Tino's Christmas party last year!


"Kiku, what's your favorite Pokémon?"

"My favorite Pokémon?" Kiku thought about it for a minute before saying, "Pikachu, why?"

You nodded in agreement, looking back down at your DSi. "Then, what's your least favorite Pokémon?"

"U-Um…That would have to be Jigglypuff, honestly. What does this have to do with anythi-?"

"Kiku, your Jigglypuff is one of the highest level Pokémon you have." You looked up slowly at him, confusion plastered on your face.

His face heated up as he began to stutter and try to explain himself. "W-Well, t-that's because I…"

"It's the other way around, isn't it?"

In an uploading mood today.

I think these are kind of funny, if you think about it a bit. Lol
So, um, yeah.
I know I have other stories to complete and stuff, but still.
These are fun to type. ;u;

Drabble Series ; Axis Set Includes :

:bulletred: Gilbert [ Prussia ] and Reader

:bulletorange: Ludwig [ Germany ] x Reader

:bulletyellow: Feliciano [ Italy ] x Reader

:bulletgreen: Kiku [ Japan ] and Reader


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Hetalia Drabble Series © ~07181997
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ToughSunshine32 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I knew Japan's favorite Pokemon couldn't possibly be Pikachu. Any Pokemon fan I've ever asked has never said Pikachu was their favorite. XD

This is a sweet story! I really enjoyed it! :D
Wafflepigs Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
awesomebunnys Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Do you have a drabble series for the allies?
awesomebunnys Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
hetalialuvr46 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i liked the Germany one the best
epicmudkiplover Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Japan one was amazing~
LaytonEzioSBSPBakura Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Love the Japan one xD
ZetsumeiYaumi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Jedi-Prankster Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lunaveon Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
XD NO! Japan's favorite Pokemon is China!
SnowieIceCreams Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student Writer
I love this comment xD
Lunaveon Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
xD, No smut or pairings intended!
Bluefur101 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013
XD China, I choose you!!! (Sorry for commenting when this is a lot older than normal but I couldn't help myself XD)
Lunaveon Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
XD Thank you~ (I appreciate this comment~)
Bluefur101 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Awww! Yay! I like making people feel happy!
yukiVSkyo Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Um....What was the gnocchi thing about? Isn't gnocchi like potato dumplings?
MadameDezzyB Featured By Owner May 30, 2012
These are all perfect. Oh wait, I think that comment has been used before.

Anyway, they had me on the floor!
Rina-san28 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I always get those Pokémon confused...
pistachio-macaroons Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Student Writer
These are perfect, ALL of them xD
I feel like doing an Allies set, now.
oO0RyuuHeartsYou0Oo Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
stupidbread Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
Gil, what were you doing at night? e3e
NanaTheFurret Featured By Owner May 29, 2012   General Artist
These made me giggle. :3
caysy-kun Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lolz! Jigglypuff :iconhappyjapanplz:
TwistedWillows Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
lol. Especially that Prussia... oldest joke EVER.
josie1130 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg these are brilliant
xXNoraMarieXx Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Gilbert's and....Feliciano's were my favourites xD
SilentHillPrincess Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I laughed at each one of these! Fantastic! So well thought out and written in a short, sweet package.

I especially liked the Japan..."It's the other way around, isn't it?" "Yes." -head hung in shame- It just sounds like a conversation I'd really have.

Enough about me, though. Loved this!
LetMeBelieve Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD this is too funny!!! :iconbravoplz:
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